AVD
AVDtheGoat
AVDtheGoat uploads every single day and hops on stream when he feels like it. Apex Legends, story games, and whatever else he can get his hands on. Bald head, panoramic vision, zero chill. The content speaks for itself.
Allegedly Bald Cross-Eyed Self-Reported GOAT 7 Hats 1 Comb (Unexplained) At Large
0 Hairs confirmed
~200° Field of vision
3 Open charges
Active Allegations
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01
He Is Bald
One comb. Seven hats. A head that is, frankly, too shiny. The evidence is thin but the suspicion is thick.
Unresolved
02
Is He Really Cross-Eyed? We Investigated
Estimated 200° field of view. Witnesses report being unsure if he's looking at them or the person behind them. We consider this a feature, not a bug.
Confirmed
03
He Claims To Be The GOAT
Unprompted. Evidence: this domain name. Three goats contacted for peer review. One was uncooperative. The other two are still deliberating.
Self-Reported
Official Statement

"AVDtheGoat is a genuinely great person. He did not ask for this website, he did not make this website, and he has only himself to blame for being this interesting."

— Sen489

Surveillance Photo
AVDtheGoat — subject photo
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AVDtheGoat. Direction of gaze: unconfirmed.
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Subject Stats
Hairs confirmed0
Suspicious hats7
Combs ownedAt least 1
Field of vision~200°
GOAT verifiedNo
Goats consulted4 (1 hostile)
Open charges3
Comment providedNo (not asked)
Legal & Stuff

All allegations are fictional and written with genuine affection. AVDtheGoat is aware of this website and has only himself to blame for being this interesting. No goats were harmed.